And it will say in big bold letters, STOP STARING AT MY TATOO!
I should also get another tatoo on my penis that says, "Why are you reading this?" Because really, if my penis is out and in front of you the last thing you should be doing it READING it! Of course I was the one that put that tatoo there in the first place so that really doesn't make any sense at all. I mean if there's writing on a person's genetalia you HAVE to read it!