Tickle that basoost there, Pauly. (Pauly can't, HE'S DEAD!)

"What?"

"Yes!"

"Ariiiiiiiba!"

(galloping sounds)


"And where's a niisqau like you going at a farble like this?"

"Bit sir!"

"Spare me yee bits! This is But country."

"Sir I must tend to my lady."

"Oh?"

"She has the urge."

"Oh?"

"The urge, TO PURGE!"

(points to bucket)

"I see. Very well. Tend to your lady's bulimia. Make haste!"

"I was. Before you stopped me."

"What was THAT? Say it into my GOOD ear."

"Nothing sir! I beg you a thousand pardons."

"That's right you do. Now before you go, is that charmpoo up to code?"

"Yes sir. I just had 'im inspected."

"I think the genitals are too big."

"No sir! The genitals are just the right length! Please, I must hurry!"

(he eyes the charmpoo's genitals)

"Okay, it looks about right."

"Thanks you sir!"

"Yes, well. Scurry about. Can't keep a bulimic waiting now."





















































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