I Accidentally Saw a Porno Because I Thought It Was Anime

I don't actively pursue anime anymore. I employ the RSS Downloader included with uTorrent—and clever filters—to download movies, OVAs and first episodes of new shows. As I'm sure you can imagine, I end up with a lot of video to sift through. If I find a show I like I add it to my subscriptions. I end up deleting most of it but going trough the pile is part of the fun.

I was going through the pile—as I often do—when I happened upon Naruto Shippuden Movie 2. I was surprised to see it because Naruto videos almost never wind up in there. Then it dawned on me that I didn't even know they made a first one. I was curious; I played the file.

The movie begins with the acronym NS centered on screen and some janky rock music playing in the background.

I thought, "Okay, that's weird. I guess that stands for Naruto Shippuden. Is this how it's supposed to begin?"

A few beats later the words "new sensations" crawl to the lower thirds of the screen to underline NS.

"New Sensations? What? Wait, why does that sound familiar?"

The video didn't allow me much time to explore those thoughts because the next thing I see is a young starlet dressed as a school girl giving some guy a, uh, hand massage? Might I add, this spectacle was perfectly in beat with the rock music.

I was porned, basically.

The video was uploaded to NyaaTorrents the 24th of August; however, you won't find it now because it no longer listed. I gather whomever posted the file stopped seeding after they got their laughs. This type of thing happens on NyaaTorrents a lot. Although this was the first time I saw a video with porn on it, I usually get files with intentionally shitty encodes, trollish subtitles, spoilers or large files with only two minutes of content. Any of the above might be combined with the name of an established fansub groups to trick you—or your client—into downloading. This type of thing happens on NyaaTorrent all the time. I'm not complaining, I usually find it funny. It used to read on all the tracker pages, "NyaaTorrents will never ever ban you or record any private information." It now says something else but I wonder if that message influenced the hoax torrent seeders. It should be noted that hoax torrents are not a new phenomenon; even established groups will put out something fake to mess with their subscribers.

I don't know if it's my OCD or what but part of me thought I would find something anime related in that porno. I honestly thought it would suddenly cut to anime in the middle somewhere. After looking through the video several times I regret to report there's not even a single from of anime in that porno.


respect: NyaaTorrents, µTorrent

::bonus::
current anime subscriptions

Golgo 13, Macross Frontier, Candy Boy, Zettai Karen Children, Code Geass, Yatterman, VS Knight Lamune & 40 Fire, ToLOVERu, Rosario to Vampire, Pokemon, Soul Eater, Birdy the Mighty Decode, Bounen no Xamdou, Detroit Metal City and some shows I'll never publicly admit to watching.

2 Comments

Anonymous - #
August 27, 2008 at 6:40 AM
"NyaaTorrents will never ever ban you or record any private information." It now says something else but I wonder if that message influenced the hoax torrent seeders.

I disagree. They use proxies anyway if they were to get banned. It's because you can upload torrents without registering that does it. The benefits outweigh the risks by far though.

// Nyaa
Alain-Christian - #
September 1, 2008 at 12:10 PM
I agree. Nyaa is one of my favorite anime torrent sites. No worries.

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