Christine O'Donnell Caught Masturbating!

It happens all the time. ALL THE TIME. You have these political figures that rally and campaign against something and then they eventually (EVENTUALLY) get caught red-handed doing the very something they rallied against! The following headline says it all:

Anti-porn Indonesian MP watches porn, resigns - CBS News

Come on! Are we even surprised by this stuff anymore? All the time you have these anti-gay dudes getting caught with boys on the side. I don't get that anti-gay sentiment either. Is that a case of protesting to much or do they think hating on gay people is what will win them the election? Yo, and what if you're that boy on the side? You shouldn't be supporting that, man! Or maybe you're both closeted in that case I can see that side of it.

What's Christine O'Donnell Got To do with it?


Nothing angers Christine O'Donnell more than the thought of you masturbating. Or so she claimed in this 1996 MTV interview. Can you believe that shit? She formed an organization against jerking off? How much effort does it take to do something like that? I bet you she's masturbating RIGHT NOW. And it's only a matter of time before she gets caught. I just wanted to be the first to say it. I wanted to get the SCOOP before everyone else! So there you go, ripped from the headlines of 20XX: Christine O'Donnell Caught Masturbating!

(No, I'm not going to get into all the dumb shit Christine O'Donnell has said. You could easily lose an hour to YouTube just pouring through all that archived footage of her being a dummy.)

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Alain-Christian - #
September 16, 2011 at 5:49 AM
Email rendezvous entangles state Rep. Phillip Hinkle
"Emails shared with The Indianapolis Star suggest that state Rep. Phillip Hinkle -- responding to a local posting on Craigslist -- offered a young man $80 plus tip to spend time with him Saturday night at the JW Marriott hotel.

When contacted by The Star about the emails, Hinkle, a Republican who represents portions of Pike and Wayne townships, did not contest the emails but said, "I am aware of a shakedown taking place."

Asked what he meant by shakedown, Hinkle would not elaborate. He directed further questions to his attorney."

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