This Page Was Baleeted!

And It's Never Coming Back, Sorry.

If you’re seeing this message it means I’ve deleted something, intentionally. Every few years I do a site audit and weaker entries get scrapped. Nothing of value was lost, I promise.

Now, based on what used to be here, I think the following posts might tickle your anus:

I'm Bothered When People Stand Way Too Close to Me in Lines

How I Ruined a Clerk's Day at the M&Ms Store

An Open Letter to the Girls I Shared My Cheeseburger With on the E Train Last Friday