If you’re seeing this message it means I’ve deleted something, intentionally. Every few years I do a site audit and weaker entries get scrapped. Nothing of value was lost, I promise.
Now, based on what used to be here, I think the following posts might tickle your anus:
I'm Bothered When People Stand Way Too Close to Me in Lines
How I Ruined a Clerk's Day at the M&Ms Store
An Open Letter to the Girls I Shared My Cheeseburger With on the E Train Last Friday