AN OPEN LETTER TO THE GIRLS I SHARED MY CHEESEBURGER WITH ON THE E TRAIN LAST FRIDAY

Hello girlies, I hope you are both feeling well. But if you aren't, I can't help but feel partly responsible. For the past week I've been bed ridden with the flu.

At first I thought it was because I spent so much time outside that evening. But then I remembered that the flu is a viral infection. Well, I know I didn't make any contact with anyone that night (I was too busy to get busy), so I think it had to do with our repast.

And it's not so much the sharing aspect. No, I think it had to do with the fact that we ate it on the dirty subway! I mean, who knows what's flying around in that enclosed airspace? Whatever it was, it likely got into the food.

I just hope you girls didn't get sick. I've forgotten your names by now. To the brunette, I was more than happy to share with you guys. Although honestly the way your eyes were following my food you kind of left me no choice. I felt like things were about to get barbaric. (LOL) But what kind of asshole doesn't share food?

Well anyway, you have my information so I expect to hear from you both. I need to know you're okay!

My mother told me that at one point my temperature reached 103°. That’s what I call a new high score! She also said it's the point where delirium sets in. I guess that explains this animation that I don't remember working on.

FlickBook DS is the program I used to make this animation.