I swear to Christ this isn't a fake. I have witnesses! Luke and Loren were there when I got this thing. It's the most fucked up fortune cookie I've ever gotten in my life. What, am I not worthy of a real fortune? Assholes!
My grandparents stopped by in April and I took a few photos of my grandmother.
Ladies I hate to tell you this but the only way to avoid wrinkles is to use sunscreen. You can't get rid of wrinkles once they're there. And what's the alternative? Surgery that leaves you looking perpetually surprised? Forget it. I'll never get cosmetic surgery. I’m actually looking forward to grey hairs and wrinkles. I’ll finally be taken seriously! Everyone will think I’m so wise.
When I told my grandmother I was photographing her wrinkles she just chuckled. I just like how they look.
New York photographer, party mammal, and Internet troll for hire. Alain-Christian is an OG who’s been blogging for over 20 years dating back to the early days of AOL. He loves sharing his offbeat opinions on pop culture, bestowing his tech knowledge, and making arts.