Bad Fortune Cookies, My Grandmother

I’m still waiting on that one. (Ho ho, self deprecation!)

I could have written that myself.

WHAAAAAAAT? I swear to Christ this isn't a fake. I have witnesses!

I swear to Christ this isn't a fake. I have witnesses! Luke and Loren were there when I got this thing. It's the most fucked up fortune cookie I've ever gotten in my life. What, am I not worthy of a real fortune? Assholes!

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My grandparents stopped by in April and I took a few photos of my grandmother.

I don't remember if I had her pose for this or not. I mostly do candids. I like it though. she looks serious, doesn't she?

I wonder what's on her mind.

My grandmother's hands are so wrinkled! Isn’t it great?

Ladies I hate to tell you this but the only way to avoid wrinkles is to use sunscreen. You can't get rid of wrinkles once they're there. And what's the alternative? Surgery that leaves you looking perpetually surprised? Forget it. I'll never get cosmetic surgery. I’m actually looking forward to grey hairs and wrinkles. I’ll finally be taken seriously! Everyone will think I’m so wise.

When I told my grandmother I was photographing her wrinkles she just chuckled. I just like how they look.

Okay, not all the pictures have to be serious.