I Tried My Hand at Writing Haiku Poetry

The room is spinning!
Did you poison my cola?
I REGRET NOTHING!

Who is this asshole?
Have you been cheating on me?
I want a divorce!

No more milk for me
I am so constipated
Switching to soy milk

Why are you crying?
Did someone kill your doggy?
If not I'll do it.

That last haiku sucked
The next one should be better
Or I'll slash my wrists

I was just kidding
I won't really slash my wrists
You think I'm crazy?

Haiku ain't so bad
I'm getting the hang of this
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Okay, Maybe not.

Alright, I'm finished
I'm running out of ideas
Goodnight everyone